How Can They Do This?

Journalists, that’s who. And how do they keep their jobs? Not only the journalists, but the editors that are supposed to proof read and fact check what the journalist submits as news or even opinions. I read newspapers, mostly for entertainment by seeing how many gross violations of grammar and spelling rules and false or incomplete facts I can find. And trust me, I am very entertained. It’s amazing they manage to stay in business. Oh, wait, there’s at least a newspaper publisher a month that arrives in bankruptcy court, so I guess they can’t.

Anyway, I’m going to use an opinion column for my example because they are the worst when it comes to grammar, spelling and fact checking. And in this example, the author, and I use that term loosely, makes the case against his own argument in fine fashion. I had to read it twice to be sure he wasn’t being sarcastic, but alas, he was quite sincere. Kind of sad actually, and entertaining. I will make my point in the Letter to the Editor, with amusing header that was not sent, instead of reiterating.

To: Editor of Time Magazine
From: Palomar Jack, Jacks Notes (http://www.palomarjack.wordpress.com)

Subject: Fareed Zakaria’s factual blunder, bias by omission and plagiarism.
Suggested Remedy: Can his butt (like that’ll happen).

In regards to Fareed Zakaria’s column in the 8/20/12 edition, he omitted the fact that most of those US states and jurisdictions where gun violence occur have the tightest gun control. Also, he didn’t mention that most of those nations with very tight gun control, including Great Britain, are in a near constant state of riot, home invasion and strong-arm robbery. Then shoots himself in the foot, as it were, by saying non-gun related crime in the US has been dropping over the past decades, then says guns have been easier to access during that time. What? I guess he wouldn’t have had this problem if he hadn’t lifted parts of his submission from a fellow liberal. He didn’t check the facts I mentioned above anyway, so I doubt it.

Chuck R.
http://www.palomarjack.wordpress.com
Tehachapi, Ca

Judging by how very heavily left biased all the rest of their content is,  I doubt they will print it. That’s why it’s also presented here, with the rest of my wit, comments and occasional wisdom. I would also invite Time Magazine and Mr. Zakaria to a VIP butt kicking with the Boot of Common Sense.

Note: None of this posting has been plagiarized from any other source, conservative, left wing loser or otherwise.

He’s Done It Again…

Yes, Nero in Chief once again opened his mouth during his boring State of the Union Speach to show us exactly what his goals for our nation is; collapse. He said it, not me. And I quote, “… we will rise and fall together… “. I know, I know, “Don’t take it out of context” says the neutered left. Here’s a thought, instead of making excuses for this Marxist loser, why can’t the left wing morons see him for what he is. It’s as plain as the nose on their faces.

Not that I’m a conspiracy nut, well, maybe a little bit when it comes to my liberties and survival, but after a few days, I can’t seem to find a transcript that still has the “… we will rise and fall together… ” passage still in it. Odd. Oh well, I guess some things can be “unsaid” in The land of Obamma.

No, I’m not done yet, he also managed to brown nose the illegal aliens, yet again. “… no matter if your family arrived by Ellis Island, slave ships, or the Rio Grande…”. As an aside, for such a progressive Marxist loser, he sure managed to improperly pronounce “Rio Grande” for our “Friends” south of the boarder. Real sensitive there, “mi presidente”. Not only that, but I can’t think of anyone I know that arrived on a slave ship. I know he didn’t, he’s too young. So just what the hell was he babbling about? But I digress, once again he manages to put on display his Nero-ist agenda, in shockingly clear fashion. If you think this still does not expose his real agenda, well, you are blind and deaf, very blind and deaf.

Now, why would he want to make it very easy for illegal aliens to get into and live in our nation? I’ve covered it before, but for you progressive Marxists, I’ll repeat it here so you won’t be burdened with clicking on the Search link to find it for yourselves; If you schmooze these South of the Boarder Criminals, just like Nero  and his contemporaries did in ancient Rome, they will support Obamma and his left wing losers in government,  just like in Ancient Rome, and it will contribute to our collapse, just like Ancient Rome. In short, more, former or present, illegal alien votes means more power. And they also know that because illegal aliens are not well educated, especially in English, they will simply vote for Obamma and the ‘Crat Party without question. The health of out nation does not matter, only the retention of power matters. “The ends justify the means”.

There it is, like I said, “Plain as the nose on your faces”.

My Plans for Earth Day

Which, only coincidentally I’m sure, falls on the dead soviet dictator, Vladimir Lenins birthday (4/22).  One way I’m celebrating is by moving into my house with my wife, that we bought, in the honor of capitalism, in cash. And in just about the most Conservative county in occupied California, Kern County. Cool, huh!

So I’ve got several things to celebrate, here. Moving into my own home, the birth of a leader of a completely failed political concept, Marxism/Communism and a warm-and-fuzzy-feel-good-imaginary-holiday for envrio-nazies. Like Christmas, I’m going to turn on lights to do it, incandescent lights, the most inefficient around. Like Earth Hour, I replace every gay ass CFL with a plain old incandescent lightbulb and turn them on all day. And as I stand there, I think to myself, “Self, that’s not enough, there must be more. So, I also turn my refrigerator as cold as it will go, the hot water heater as hot as it will go and turn on the TV and all of my Amateur Radio gear even if I don’t intend on using them. And yet still, there’s something missing. What could it be? Ah! That’s it, the headlights on my two SUVs are not on. This will not do. But wait, the batteries will got dead. Yeah, that’d make you left wing losers happy, would it not? It would serve me right. But alas, being adept in the “Electronic Arts”, as it were, I’m ahead of you. I could just attach a battery charger to them to fix the problem, but what kind of bloated carbon footprint would that produce? Anemic, at best. Besides,  I’ve got better things to do than run some extension cord out to my vehicles. So, my plan here is to drive them to the gas station, top off the tanks and run the engines while the lights are on. I think I’ll even put up my old fashioned incandescent Christmas lights, too.

Yes, my yard is going to produce a carbon footprint that will offset the efforts of at least ten moronic left wing enviro-nazies attempt to “save the planet”. Come evening time, it will be a sight to behold! So you enviro-nazies have a lot of work ahead of you saving all kinds of energy and resources so I can execute my celebration of freedom, liberty and capitalism buy spending money however I damn well please.

Happy Earth Day, morons.

Fox News Is The Devil

At least that’s what the collective intelligence, which just about equals about an IQ of 75, of Media Matters would have you believe. You see, what really pisses them off is that for the most part they are not yes-men of the current regim… er… administration like all the rest of the Alphabet Networks. That is unforgivable and really sticks in their craw. Having just one relevant network that does no tow the line really puts a crimp in their agenda.

And as far as you left wing weenie morons that think Fox should be taken off the air, tell me, what’s next. Would it not be a shame if all the news that is also uncontrolled on line were removed, through Net Neutrality? Yeah, be careful what you wish for, moron, you’ll get it.

Back to those with IQs in the mid 100s, you may find yourself wondering just what must go through the mind of a left wing weenie. Well, besides excessive amounts of online free porn and canibis, not much. You may ask why with all the evidence against it does liberalism just keep popping up like wack-a-mole targets. It’s very simple, liberalism is a societal virus. It promises all kinds of freebies for nothing  in return. Nothing except your freedom and liberties. You see, a virus has one goal, spread. Even if it means the death of the host, and ultamately the death of every virus contained therein. It does not matter because, “The ends justify the means”. And “You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet”.

Even if society fails completely because of the liberal infection, it does not matter as long as the clueless liberal moron gets the freebies he/she thinks they are entitled to.

Earth Hour, Yeah, I Participated

You bet I did. Here’s how; I replaced every energy efficient CFL with a very in-efficient incandescent lightbulb, set my refrigerator to maximum, set the thermostat to 85 degrees, turned on all the yard lights and let ALL of my Amateur Radio gear idle even though I did not intend on using it. And last, but not least, turned on the headlights in both of my cars and started the engines so the batteries would not go dead. I tell you, my yard was a virtual cornucopia of light and CO2 pollution, I was proud.

I did that last year, too.

You see, during Earth Hour I don’t celebrate some moronic anti-global warming warm-and-fuzzy bunch of symbolic crap. I celebrate the achievements of Western Civilization. I celebrate a time when, as Micheal Savage says, the chrome was thick and the women were straight. I celebrate two of my interests, electricity and electronics. Tell me, how the hell can I do that in a darkened room? I can’t, and I won’t.

So, what’s my plans for Vladimir Lenin, the Russian Marxist revolutionaries birthday? Probably the same thing. Now, for you left wing morons, why did I say Lenins birthday? Well, once again, if you did not vote for Obama and do not participate in Earth Hour the “accepted” way, you have an IQ well past 100 and know what is significant about Lenins birthday. It’s April 22. Sound familiar? Yup, Earth Day. My, what coincidence. Anyway, that’s right, for 24 hours I’m going to use more energy than any 10 left wing hippie Earth Firsters can save, because I can, and because I can afford it. That’s right, I’m going to offset the stupidity of at least ten losers by using the energy they save to increase the profits of energy companies, because in my book, they are the real hero’s in the advancement of Western Civilization. Not some left wing weenie morons with too much time on their hands.

Here We Go Again

Let me tell you a story. It is a true story. You see there was this leader that had a few issues. He was very narcissistic, liked to preside over exotic parties, had yes-men by the score and was the leader of a nation that developed the policy to allow anyone past their boarders. The reason for that was those people had no allegiances to their “host” nation and could be counted on for support for the then current leadership. So, what happened to this leader and finally the nation he led?

By the way, I’m speaking in the past tense. It’s the United States under the current regime, in the future. There is your answer. If you thought it was ancient Rome led by Nero and the striking resemblance to the current US administration, good for you. You have an IQ over 100. In fact, it’s probably in the mid hundreds, at least. But if you thought it was Nero and Rome and still didn’t see the similarities, I’m sorry, you are a moron, and don’t rate an IQ above room temperature. No, I made a mistake, I’m not sorry at all. I relish telling morons what they are.

I’m not going to sit here and tell you how I think Obama is a stupid, uninformed dupe easily led about by the ideals of a lazy looser that never held a job a day in his life, that would be Carl Marx. It’s obvious. But what I am going to do is tell you is if you voted and still support this marxist, you are a moron. And an idiot, the useful kind. I saw this coming from the time he opened his pie-hole and spoke at his campaign speeches, in other countries, fake echo and all. And yet you still bought it, hook, line, sinker, rod, real, boat and doc. All because he blabbed on and on about hope, change and freebies for all so you could sit in mommies basement with your internet porn and count on free health care, on my fricken’ dime. Of course his level of melanin helped, but what can you expect from a bunch of useful idiots who act towards what they see rather than read. In this guys case, if a picture is worth a thousand words, you morons were given an entire volume of encyclopedias, with pictures, and you still blew it. I put this at your feet, not his. The warnings were there for all to see, and yet you morons on the left shot, not yourselves, but all of us in the foot.

Yup, here we go again, because “Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it”.

No Matter How Much You Polish a Turd…

Inside, it’s still a turd, okay? So now the Marxist, commie, liberal, loony-left, progressive ‘Crat Party losers came up with another label or “Un-Label” for themselves, known as The… wait for it… (Drum Roll please)… No Label Party, (Rim Shot here). Sweet Mother of God, when will these morons ever give up? Talk about the “Political Keystone Cops”. Every time they alienate… er, “undocumentate” the American people they careen about into yet more stupidity. Out of the proverbial pot and straight into the fire. This just gets better and better.

Now this time it’s along the same lines as the “no score kept” policy that is practiced in Public Indoctri… er, Schools these days. Sorry, I almost said “Public Indoctrination Camps”, but that would have been a “confrontational”, though true label against the public school system. But I digress. Think about it, in public schools there’s no sports scores kept because it might hurt the self esteem of the losing team. We can’t have that. After all, the losing team would be the, well, “losers”.

Now in the normal world, that would be desirable. The coach would castigate them about not working hard enough, their parents would encourage them to try harder and their peers would make fun of them. Then, so they don’t have to go through that again, they’d kick the opposing teams collective butts so they have to go through it. It’s along the same line as “You don’t win wars by dying for your country, you win wars by making the other poor bastard die for his” (General George S. Patten). Instead, boys are socially neutered and girls spayed. Then, they screw them up further, in High School “Sex Education”. They’re told that all kinds, homosexual, bi-sexual, “tri-sexual” and even a little heterosexual activity should be practiced as soon as possible, marriage or not. Preferably not, because that may require some kind of religious commitment, marriage license and resulting health exam that would turn up potential STDs. We can’t have that because that would be “labeling”, and as we know, labels are bad, “So do what you want, with, who or whatever (bestiality) you want and check your stigma at the door”.

You think none of that is connected to the No Label party? Okay, how about Global Cooling? That label didn’t work, so they went to Global Warming. After a couple of decades, and by coincidence, a couple of eleven year Sunspot Cycles, things are cooling off. So then they tried Global Cooling again and renamed it Climate Change. I’ll go out on a limb and say the next “Climate Label” will be the Climactic No Label Model. Sheesh! Now in past generations, this would not have been an issue. These Big Government dinosaurs would have been able to pull it off. Look at how Hitler did it, pitch something the people want to hear with promises of wealth and power. Then came that damned Internet and longer life spans. Because of them, people remember the lies and hoaxes. “Okay, time for action.” They then offer up freebies like Government Health Care with it’s hidden “death panel” clauses. Then promise to protect us on line with Net Neutrality. To what end? Think, just think about it. Move some of that paranoia of the Evil Right to the Left. Could it be to shorten our lives, like many STDs do, and limit uncontrolled transfer of knowledge? “No, it simply can’t be, can it?”

“But wait Jack!” The loony left exclaims, “Those are labels! We don’t believe in labels!” Yeaaaah…. no. Not until it comes to labeling Conservatives anyway, right?. Now face it, you lost the House and you know that the Senate and White House will be next no matter how many bags or boxes of ‘Crat ballots are found at the “last moment”. Yeah, I’m rubbing your face in the Mid Terms, you bet. I’ve got one more message for you, “Get a clue, and some common sense, ya’ left wing No Label losers”.

Obama the Destroyer

That’s right, this useless piece of flotsam should have a tore back old navy destroyer  named in his honor, if he had any. Where am I going with this? Here, feast your eyes on this:

“Big deal…”, you may ask, “…a graph”. Well, this is a very special graph. It’s a graph of the performance of the New York Stock Exchange for last week. The other major markets show similar stats. The thing is, our economy is very much tied to the markets. The fact that it shows dips and peaks is nothing peculiar. What is peculiar is the dates below. Something happened then, and the mainstream media never even connected it to the markets, an  accidental omission, I’m sure. “Okay,” you say, “get to the point, Jack”. Okay, on Friday our illustrious leader opened his pie-hole in India, said something like, “Now the United States  is more like the rest of the world, our economy is closer to the status quo, but we have a ways to go, yet”.

What also happened over the weekend? Oh, not much. It was announced the Fed is just going to print another $800,000,000,000 in funny money for more bailouts. I guess they missed a few groups that supported him during his campaign last printing.

So, there you have it, Obama the Destroyer, the destroyer of markets, economies and nations. In particular, ours. Hey, I didn’t say it, he did. So, you left wing loonies and progressives, who ya’ gonna’ vote for in two years, now? Come on you left wing morons, do I have to draw pictures for you with a big purple crayon and annotate them in single syllable words?

…From the Mouths of babes

“Just the tip of the iceberg” comes to mind, too. This kid Cody Alicea’s got balls, you know that? He’s 13 and has more balls than the entire Democrat (‘Crat) Party, and most of the Republicans (‘Pubs), too. I say, as soon as he’s 30 appoint him to one of the houses of Congress and make him a leader, there of. You think I’m joking, get off your butt and click the link.

Ya’ back? Good, you see, this is the type of person the ‘Crats, some ‘Pubs and left wing progressive loonies are terrified of. And they should be. You see, they whine, piss and moan about how the Conservatives are bullies. I call…

>>> BULLCRAP! <<<

Like I said, click the damn link and see who the bullies really are. The problem with the left is, they’re the true spineless bullies. Do they back down when a Big Brother or Sister shows up to kick ass on those that give his baby brother or sister grief, or what? You bet they do. Don’t screw with family, you jack asses. And Conservative is all about family.

Shame on you if you only skimmed, because you may have missed the part where Superintendent Edward Parraz said “…the campus recently experienced some racial tension. He said some students got out of hand on Cinco de Mayo”. So the hell what? How is that Aliceas problem? Even if that spineless “superintendent” and I use that term loosely, has to fallow this kid to school every day to protect him, so be it. If he was a real patriot he would have, proudly. Was the ban on Aliceas free speech really about “protecting him” him. Sure, why not?

Also, get a load as to who had to carry this story. That’s right Mostly Snotty Nonsense and Bull Crap. Too bad, they had to because they know their collective butts and credibility is on the skyline, perfect for people like me to pick them off.

You see, that’s what I mean when I say, “Tip of the iceberg”. Yup, as the left found out, yet again, you screw with the tip, the rest is going to come crashing down on your little Gay/Left/Progressive pride parade and screw your whole friggin’ day down the tubes. That’s what I call a man sized can of common sense, you left wing loony morons.

I made This

Without reading past them, can anyone identify who made the below statements?

 
1. Self reliance weakens The Party and must be discouraged.

2. Placing people in “Classes” discourages cooperation which strengthens The Party.

3. Class warfare strengthens The Party by weakening the wealthy.

4. Encouraging conflict between classes by instilling envy in the lower one strengthens The Party by making the “lower” class dependent on it.

I bet that made some professional Google Users nuts. No, I won’t tell you yet. Instead, let us dissect them. They do sound like something that would spew forth from the pie-hole of “Stalin”, “Marx” or “Lennon”, or, a future “Obama”. But I digress. Let us start with item #1. Self reliance is not only discouraged by dictators, but also left wing loonies and the Democrat Party. It’s obvious how and why in a tyrannical regime, but how with the ‘Crats. Well, we are told that we are hurting the environment, so we must ride city buses. We are told that people who own guns are nuts and we must depend on government for protection. We are told only the government can properly administer health care.

Item #2. The Left wing loonies and unions tell us, with the main stream media, that “Management is out to get us”. They’re mean and want to see us suffer and make a buck in the process. Of course, the Democrat party is right in line with this.

Item #3. By encouraging class warfare between those who are not wealthy and those that are, it potentially weakens the wealthy because there are more votes from the less wealthy. The result is insanely high taxes on the wealthy, who hier the “lower” classes. Talk about “Biting the hand that feeds you”.  As a result, Democrats and their union lapdogs stay in power.

Item #4. The left wing loonies, mainstream media, unions and, of course, ‘Crat Party tells people who are not wealthy that those that are, stole it from them, on the backs on the “little guy”, when in reality, most earned it the hard way. And many times had to go through bankruptcy, one, two, three and sometime even more times before they “Got it right”. Instead of pointing at the wealthy saying “There, see, he/she did it through hard work and self reliance, you can too”, we are told “They’re just lucky crooks that got away with it”.

Now don’t get me wrong. Republicans can be just as devious. But, at least they are for a free market economy, for the most part, where everybody has an equal chance to “Make it big”, or stay working for someone else. It’s their choice and neither should be condemned for that choice. Of course the last time the ‘Pubs were too busy kissing ‘Crat Party ass because they don’t know how to be “In power”. Maybe this time it’ll be different.

Oh, yeah, who penned those statements that sound so eloquently communist? Me. That just goes to show it does not take a mealy mouthed tyrant, politician or college professor to come up with a thought Marx would love. How did I make it sound authentic? Look at how the left wing progressives, unions mainstream media and Democrat party present themselves, “Think inside the box”, like a communist for example, and type out a quick little manifesto. It took all of about five minutes. Now, does that say anything about some college professor in someplace like UC Berkley? It says to me they’re overpaid morons without a clue, or common sense.