How Can They Do This?

Journalists, that’s who. And how do they keep their jobs? Not only the journalists, but the editors that are supposed to proof read and fact check what the journalist submits as news or even opinions. I read newspapers, mostly for entertainment by seeing how many gross violations of grammar and spelling rules and false or incomplete facts I can find. And trust me, I am very entertained. It’s amazing they manage to stay in business. Oh, wait, there’s at least a newspaper publisher a month that arrives in bankruptcy court, so I guess they can’t.

Anyway, I’m going to use an opinion column for my example because they are the worst when it comes to grammar, spelling and fact checking. And in this example, the author, and I use that term loosely, makes the case against his own argument in fine fashion. I had to read it twice to be sure he wasn’t being sarcastic, but alas, he was quite sincere. Kind of sad actually, and entertaining. I will make my point in the Letter to the Editor, with amusing header that was not sent, instead of reiterating.

To: Editor of Time Magazine
From: Palomar Jack, Jacks Notes (http://www.palomarjack.wordpress.com)

Subject: Fareed Zakaria’s factual blunder, bias by omission and plagiarism.
Suggested Remedy: Can his butt (like that’ll happen).

In regards to Fareed Zakaria’s column in the 8/20/12 edition, he omitted the fact that most of those US states and jurisdictions where gun violence occur have the tightest gun control. Also, he didn’t mention that most of those nations with very tight gun control, including Great Britain, are in a near constant state of riot, home invasion and strong-arm robbery. Then shoots himself in the foot, as it were, by saying non-gun related crime in the US has been dropping over the past decades, then says guns have been easier to access during that time. What? I guess he wouldn’t have had this problem if he hadn’t lifted parts of his submission from a fellow liberal. He didn’t check the facts I mentioned above anyway, so I doubt it.

Chuck R.
http://www.palomarjack.wordpress.com
Tehachapi, Ca

Judging by how very heavily left biased all the rest of their content is,  I doubt they will print it. That’s why it’s also presented here, with the rest of my wit, comments and occasional wisdom. I would also invite Time Magazine and Mr. Zakaria to a VIP butt kicking with the Boot of Common Sense.

Note: None of this posting has been plagiarized from any other source, conservative, left wing loser or otherwise.

No Matter How Much You Polish a Turd…

Inside, it’s still a turd, okay? So now the Marxist, commie, liberal, loony-left, progressive ‘Crat Party losers came up with another label or “Un-Label” for themselves, known as The… wait for it… (Drum Roll please)… No Label Party, (Rim Shot here). Sweet Mother of God, when will these morons ever give up? Talk about the “Political Keystone Cops”. Every time they alienate… er, “undocumentate” the American people they careen about into yet more stupidity. Out of the proverbial pot and straight into the fire. This just gets better and better.

Now this time it’s along the same lines as the “no score kept” policy that is practiced in Public Indoctri… er, Schools these days. Sorry, I almost said “Public Indoctrination Camps”, but that would have been a “confrontational”, though true label against the public school system. But I digress. Think about it, in public schools there’s no sports scores kept because it might hurt the self esteem of the losing team. We can’t have that. After all, the losing team would be the, well, “losers”.

Now in the normal world, that would be desirable. The coach would castigate them about not working hard enough, their parents would encourage them to try harder and their peers would make fun of them. Then, so they don’t have to go through that again, they’d kick the opposing teams collective butts so they have to go through it. It’s along the same line as “You don’t win wars by dying for your country, you win wars by making the other poor bastard die for his” (General George S. Patten). Instead, boys are socially neutered and girls spayed. Then, they screw them up further, in High School “Sex Education”. They’re told that all kinds, homosexual, bi-sexual, “tri-sexual” and even a little heterosexual activity should be practiced as soon as possible, marriage or not. Preferably not, because that may require some kind of religious commitment, marriage license and resulting health exam that would turn up potential STDs. We can’t have that because that would be “labeling”, and as we know, labels are bad, “So do what you want, with, who or whatever (bestiality) you want and check your stigma at the door”.

You think none of that is connected to the No Label party? Okay, how about Global Cooling? That label didn’t work, so they went to Global Warming. After a couple of decades, and by coincidence, a couple of eleven year Sunspot Cycles, things are cooling off. So then they tried Global Cooling again and renamed it Climate Change. I’ll go out on a limb and say the next “Climate Label” will be the Climactic No Label Model. Sheesh! Now in past generations, this would not have been an issue. These Big Government dinosaurs would have been able to pull it off. Look at how Hitler did it, pitch something the people want to hear with promises of wealth and power. Then came that damned Internet and longer life spans. Because of them, people remember the lies and hoaxes. “Okay, time for action.” They then offer up freebies like Government Health Care with it’s hidden “death panel” clauses. Then promise to protect us on line with Net Neutrality. To what end? Think, just think about it. Move some of that paranoia of the Evil Right to the Left. Could it be to shorten our lives, like many STDs do, and limit uncontrolled transfer of knowledge? “No, it simply can’t be, can it?”

“But wait Jack!” The loony left exclaims, “Those are labels! We don’t believe in labels!” Yeaaaah…. no. Not until it comes to labeling Conservatives anyway, right?. Now face it, you lost the House and you know that the Senate and White House will be next no matter how many bags or boxes of ‘Crat ballots are found at the “last moment”. Yeah, I’m rubbing your face in the Mid Terms, you bet. I’ve got one more message for you, “Get a clue, and some common sense, ya’ left wing No Label losers”.