How Can They Do This?

Journalists, that’s who. And how do they keep their jobs? Not only the journalists, but the editors that are supposed to proof read and fact check what the journalist submits as news or even opinions. I read newspapers, mostly for entertainment by seeing how many gross violations of grammar and spelling rules and false or incomplete facts I can find. And trust me, I am very entertained. It’s amazing they manage to stay in business. Oh, wait, there’s at least a newspaper publisher a month that arrives in bankruptcy court, so I guess they can’t.

Anyway, I’m going to use an opinion column for my example because they are the worst when it comes to grammar, spelling and fact checking. And in this example, the author, and I use that term loosely, makes the case against his own argument in fine fashion. I had to read it twice to be sure he wasn’t being sarcastic, but alas, he was quite sincere. Kind of sad actually, and entertaining. I will make my point in the Letter to the Editor, with amusing header that was not sent, instead of reiterating.

To: Editor of Time Magazine
From: Palomar Jack, Jacks Notes (http://www.palomarjack.wordpress.com)

Subject: Fareed Zakaria’s factual blunder, bias by omission and plagiarism.
Suggested Remedy: Can his butt (like that’ll happen).

In regards to Fareed Zakaria’s column in the 8/20/12 edition, he omitted the fact that most of those US states and jurisdictions where gun violence occur have the tightest gun control. Also, he didn’t mention that most of those nations with very tight gun control, including Great Britain, are in a near constant state of riot, home invasion and strong-arm robbery. Then shoots himself in the foot, as it were, by saying non-gun related crime in the US has been dropping over the past decades, then says guns have been easier to access during that time. What? I guess he wouldn’t have had this problem if he hadn’t lifted parts of his submission from a fellow liberal. He didn’t check the facts I mentioned above anyway, so I doubt it.

Chuck R.
http://www.palomarjack.wordpress.com
Tehachapi, Ca

Judging by how very heavily left biased all the rest of their content is,  I doubt they will print it. That’s why it’s also presented here, with the rest of my wit, comments and occasional wisdom. I would also invite Time Magazine and Mr. Zakaria to a VIP butt kicking with the Boot of Common Sense.

Note: None of this posting has been plagiarized from any other source, conservative, left wing loser or otherwise.

It’s Been a While

About a year to be exact. My wife and I are moved into our own place, that we don’t have to rent. It rocks not having a landlord hovering over your shoulder. And living in a primarily Conservative county and community does, too. No government agencies telling us:

• Don’t burn wood for heat.
• Don’t park your car on bare dirt.
• Don’t park an unregistered car on your own property.
• Don’t park a non-working car on your own property.
• Don’t put up an antenna over forty feet high.
• Don’t let your friend/family member park their RV on your own property and live in it for a week or two.

God damn, is there anything you can do in Los Angeles County and Antelope Valley with your own property? Oh, before I forget, if you have your own water well they want to stick a water meter on it as soon as they figure out a law to ram through over some holiday weekend, just like the ‘Crat Party morons do in DC. That way, not only do you have to pay for the electricity to get the water out of the ground and upkeep of the well, they want to bill you for the water, too. So, when we had the money to purchase our own property, we “voted with our wallet”, as it were, and moved away from that hell-hole to Tehachapi in Kern County. And if it were not for our family that needs to stay in California, we would have left this crap state as well. So, this will have to do.

Which brings me to my next topic, hatred of the wealthy. I’m going to take this time to stick it in the eye of those that hate the wealthy. We bought our acre and a quarter with a 3 by 2 house and a good sized detached garage all set up to be used as a two room shop, with it’s own half bath.

Cool, huh? Just what I always wanted, in the town I always wanted to live in, cash. 100% down, nothing to pay later. You piss ant wealth haters can pound sand and take my carbon footprint in your ass and smoke it. So now you’ve got one more person to hate, me.

What brought this on? Well, this YouTube video to start with. These two clowns think rich people suck. Okay, that’s their opinion, now here’s mine. To start with, rich people are allowing them to post this whiny crap on their own web site. I’m also betting rich people sell them electricity to run their cheesy pre-assembled appliance computers to edit that video, not to mention the rich people that engineered camera. You know, come to think about it, I’m thinking rich people sell them gasoline to put in their little Smart Car, or whatever. And then, stop by the medical marijuana store and use their EBT card to score some bud while on their way to the computer store to buy yet more pre-assembled computer crap, from yet another rich person, that sucks. What’s more, have a look at the comments. Seems they’re in good company. Yup, more than 75% of the comments are made by petty little people that think if someone has something they don’t, they suck.

Actually, I stumbled on that piece of tripe disguised as a YouTube video while looking for this one. Now I’m no music critic, and Ms Blacks style isn’t exactly my thing. Frankly I find the video a bit annoying, but at least she’s got the “stones” to get out there and take a chance.

Now, take a look at the comments here. I’d say that over 75% of them are childish insults and expressions of hatred, not only at her, but the wealthy in general. Things like accusing her of having rich parents, like that’s some kind of insult in itself. Also, she’s spoiled, a bitch, ugly, etc., etc. It’s a virtual cornucopia of petty envy and stupidity. And if you are one of them and don’t know what a cornucopia is, too damn bad. Turn off your cheesy little computer you bought pre-assembled at Best Buy and pick up a dictionary. I’m not paid enough to teach you grammar.

But I digress, this is nothing more than petty jealousy; If her parents are wealthy, they got it on the backs of the poor. If she’s pretty, she got it on the backs of the ugly. If she’s talented, she got it on the backs of the untalented. They have nothing nice to say about anyone that has something they don’t because they are too lazy to achieve anything of any value on their own. The Nanny State should provide all, and whatever it doesn’t, no one else should have that either. And if they do, it was “ill gotten” and they should be ridiculed, stigmatized and put in prison, if at all possible. Like it’s been said, “A picture is worth a thousand words”.

Like I said, I’m not paid enough to teach you left wing losers a God damned thing, except a dose of common sense, if at all possible.

My Plans for Earth Day

Which, only coincidentally I’m sure, falls on the dead soviet dictator, Vladimir Lenins birthday (4/22).  One way I’m celebrating is by moving into my house with my wife, that we bought, in the honor of capitalism, in cash. And in just about the most Conservative county in occupied California, Kern County. Cool, huh!

So I’ve got several things to celebrate, here. Moving into my own home, the birth of a leader of a completely failed political concept, Marxism/Communism and a warm-and-fuzzy-feel-good-imaginary-holiday for envrio-nazies. Like Christmas, I’m going to turn on lights to do it, incandescent lights, the most inefficient around. Like Earth Hour, I replace every gay ass CFL with a plain old incandescent lightbulb and turn them on all day. And as I stand there, I think to myself, “Self, that’s not enough, there must be more. So, I also turn my refrigerator as cold as it will go, the hot water heater as hot as it will go and turn on the TV and all of my Amateur Radio gear even if I don’t intend on using them. And yet still, there’s something missing. What could it be? Ah! That’s it, the headlights on my two SUVs are not on. This will not do. But wait, the batteries will got dead. Yeah, that’d make you left wing losers happy, would it not? It would serve me right. But alas, being adept in the “Electronic Arts”, as it were, I’m ahead of you. I could just attach a battery charger to them to fix the problem, but what kind of bloated carbon footprint would that produce? Anemic, at best. Besides,  I’ve got better things to do than run some extension cord out to my vehicles. So, my plan here is to drive them to the gas station, top off the tanks and run the engines while the lights are on. I think I’ll even put up my old fashioned incandescent Christmas lights, too.

Yes, my yard is going to produce a carbon footprint that will offset the efforts of at least ten moronic left wing enviro-nazies attempt to “save the planet”. Come evening time, it will be a sight to behold! So you enviro-nazies have a lot of work ahead of you saving all kinds of energy and resources so I can execute my celebration of freedom, liberty and capitalism buy spending money however I damn well please.

Happy Earth Day, morons.

Fox News Is The Devil

At least that’s what the collective intelligence, which just about equals about an IQ of 75, of Media Matters would have you believe. You see, what really pisses them off is that for the most part they are not yes-men of the current regim… er… administration like all the rest of the Alphabet Networks. That is unforgivable and really sticks in their craw. Having just one relevant network that does no tow the line really puts a crimp in their agenda.

And as far as you left wing weenie morons that think Fox should be taken off the air, tell me, what’s next. Would it not be a shame if all the news that is also uncontrolled on line were removed, through Net Neutrality? Yeah, be careful what you wish for, moron, you’ll get it.

Back to those with IQs in the mid 100s, you may find yourself wondering just what must go through the mind of a left wing weenie. Well, besides excessive amounts of online free porn and canibis, not much. You may ask why with all the evidence against it does liberalism just keep popping up like wack-a-mole targets. It’s very simple, liberalism is a societal virus. It promises all kinds of freebies for nothing  in return. Nothing except your freedom and liberties. You see, a virus has one goal, spread. Even if it means the death of the host, and ultamately the death of every virus contained therein. It does not matter because, “The ends justify the means”. And “You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet”.

Even if society fails completely because of the liberal infection, it does not matter as long as the clueless liberal moron gets the freebies he/she thinks they are entitled to.

No Matter How Much You Polish a Turd…

Inside, it’s still a turd, okay? So now the Marxist, commie, liberal, loony-left, progressive ‘Crat Party losers came up with another label or “Un-Label” for themselves, known as The… wait for it… (Drum Roll please)… No Label Party, (Rim Shot here). Sweet Mother of God, when will these morons ever give up? Talk about the “Political Keystone Cops”. Every time they alienate… er, “undocumentate” the American people they careen about into yet more stupidity. Out of the proverbial pot and straight into the fire. This just gets better and better.

Now this time it’s along the same lines as the “no score kept” policy that is practiced in Public Indoctri… er, Schools these days. Sorry, I almost said “Public Indoctrination Camps”, but that would have been a “confrontational”, though true label against the public school system. But I digress. Think about it, in public schools there’s no sports scores kept because it might hurt the self esteem of the losing team. We can’t have that. After all, the losing team would be the, well, “losers”.

Now in the normal world, that would be desirable. The coach would castigate them about not working hard enough, their parents would encourage them to try harder and their peers would make fun of them. Then, so they don’t have to go through that again, they’d kick the opposing teams collective butts so they have to go through it. It’s along the same line as “You don’t win wars by dying for your country, you win wars by making the other poor bastard die for his” (General George S. Patten). Instead, boys are socially neutered and girls spayed. Then, they screw them up further, in High School “Sex Education”. They’re told that all kinds, homosexual, bi-sexual, “tri-sexual” and even a little heterosexual activity should be practiced as soon as possible, marriage or not. Preferably not, because that may require some kind of religious commitment, marriage license and resulting health exam that would turn up potential STDs. We can’t have that because that would be “labeling”, and as we know, labels are bad, “So do what you want, with, who or whatever (bestiality) you want and check your stigma at the door”.

You think none of that is connected to the No Label party? Okay, how about Global Cooling? That label didn’t work, so they went to Global Warming. After a couple of decades, and by coincidence, a couple of eleven year Sunspot Cycles, things are cooling off. So then they tried Global Cooling again and renamed it Climate Change. I’ll go out on a limb and say the next “Climate Label” will be the Climactic No Label Model. Sheesh! Now in past generations, this would not have been an issue. These Big Government dinosaurs would have been able to pull it off. Look at how Hitler did it, pitch something the people want to hear with promises of wealth and power. Then came that damned Internet and longer life spans. Because of them, people remember the lies and hoaxes. “Okay, time for action.” They then offer up freebies like Government Health Care with it’s hidden “death panel” clauses. Then promise to protect us on line with Net Neutrality. To what end? Think, just think about it. Move some of that paranoia of the Evil Right to the Left. Could it be to shorten our lives, like many STDs do, and limit uncontrolled transfer of knowledge? “No, it simply can’t be, can it?”

“But wait Jack!” The loony left exclaims, “Those are labels! We don’t believe in labels!” Yeaaaah…. no. Not until it comes to labeling Conservatives anyway, right?. Now face it, you lost the House and you know that the Senate and White House will be next no matter how many bags or boxes of ‘Crat ballots are found at the “last moment”. Yeah, I’m rubbing your face in the Mid Terms, you bet. I’ve got one more message for you, “Get a clue, and some common sense, ya’ left wing No Label losers”.