Archive for December, 2010

No Matter How Much You Polish a Turd…

12/14/2010

Inside, it’s still a turd, okay? So now the Marxist, commie, liberal, loony-left, progressive ‘Crat Party losers came up with another label or “Un-Label” for themselves, known as The… wait for it… (Drum Roll please)… No Label Party, (Rim Shot here). Sweet Mother of God, when will these morons ever give up? Talk about the “Political Keystone Cops”. Every time they alienate… er, “undocumentate” the American people they careen about into yet more stupidity. Out of the proverbial pot and straight into the fire. This just gets better and better.

Now this time it’s along the same lines as the “no score kept” policy that is practiced in Public Indoctri… er, Schools these days. Sorry, I almost said “Public Indoctrination Camps”, but that would have been a “confrontational”, though true label against the public school system. But I digress. Think about it, in public schools there’s no sports scores kept because it might hurt the self esteem of the losing team. We can’t have that. After all, the losing team would be the, well, “losers”.

Now in the normal world, that would be desirable. The coach would castigate them about not working hard enough, their parents would encourage them to try harder and their peers would make fun of them. Then, so they don’t have to go through that again, they’d kick the opposing teams collective butts so they have to go through it. It’s along the same line as “You don’t win wars by dying for your country, you win wars by making the other poor bastard die for his” (General George S. Patten). Instead, boys are socially neutered and girls spayed. Then, they screw them up further, in High School “Sex Education”. They’re told that all kinds, homosexual, bi-sexual, “tri-sexual” and even a little heterosexual activity should be practiced as soon as possible, marriage or not. Preferably not, because that may require some kind of religious commitment, marriage license and resulting health exam that would turn up potential STDs. We can’t have that because that would be “labeling”, and as we know, labels are bad, “So do what you want, with, who or whatever (bestiality) you want and check your stigma at the door”.

You think none of that is connected to the No Label party? Okay, how about Global Cooling? That label didn’t work, so they went to Global Warming. After a couple of decades, and by coincidence, a couple of eleven year Sunspot Cycles, things are cooling off. So then they tried Global Cooling again and renamed it Climate Change. I’ll go out on a limb and say the next “Climate Label” will be the Climactic No Label Model. Sheesh! Now in past generations, this would not have been an issue. These Big Government dinosaurs would have been able to pull it off. Look at how Hitler did it, pitch something the people want to hear with promises of wealth and power. Then came that damned Internet and longer life spans. Because of them, people remember the lies and hoaxes. “Okay, time for action.” They then offer up freebies like Government Health Care with it’s hidden “death panel” clauses. Then promise to protect us on line with Net Neutrality. To what end? Think, just think about it. Move some of that paranoia of the Evil Right to the Left. Could it be to shorten our lives, like many STDs do, and limit uncontrolled transfer of knowledge? “No, it simply can’t be, can it?”

“But wait Jack!” The loony left exclaims, “Those are labels! We don’t believe in labels!” Yeaaaah…. no. Not until it comes to labeling Conservatives anyway, right?. Now face it, you lost the House and you know that the Senate and White House will be next no matter how many bags or boxes of ‘Crat ballots are found at the “last moment”. Yeah, I’m rubbing your face in the Mid Terms, you bet. I’ve got one more message for you, “Get a clue, and some common sense, ya’ left wing No Label losers”.

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The Twelve Days of Hell

12/12/2010

I never really liked the Christmas carol “Twelve Days of Christmas”. It was for a couple of reasons, tediousness being one of them. But after “doing the math” I figured out the most glaring one to date. I shall elaborate with an updated version, thusly.

By Christmas my true love gave me, Hell on earth by sending a total of:

12 drummers drumming.

22 pipers piping.

30 lords a-leaping.

36 ladies dancing.

40 maids a-milking… with dairy cows.

42 swans a-swimming… ponds included.

42 geese a-laying, along with their 42 nests.

40 golden rings.

36 calling birds, with 36 cages.

30 French hens, with 30 gages.

22 turtle doves, and yes, with 22 cages.

12 partridges in, you got it, 12 pear trees.

And as a result I also got…

13 police a-rresting. For 8 counts of receiving stolen jewelry and 48 continuous hours of noise ordinance violations due to the drummers drumming and pipers piping. They let me slide on the noise from the birds and cows.

140 SAG, Musicians’ and Dairyman’s Unions attorneys a-suing, after I threw bail. 1 for each lady dancing, piper piping, lord a-leaping, drummer drumming and maid a-milking.

224 PETA members a-protesting. 1 for each bird and cow, with a promise for more with any geese that hatch.

1 visit each from Code Enforcement concerning the 42 ponds, and from the Livestock Bureau concerning the 40 head of cattle.

But really, Merry Christmas and 73.

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Hasta…