The Twelve Days of Hell


I never really liked the Christmas carol “Twelve Days of Christmas”. It was for a couple of reasons, tediousness being one of them. But after “doing the math” I figured out the most glaring one to date. I shall elaborate with an updated version, thusly.

By Christmas my true love gave me, Hell on earth by sending a total of:

12 drummers drumming.

22 pipers piping.

30 lords a-leaping.

36 ladies dancing.

40 maids a-milking… with dairy cows.

42 swans a-swimming… ponds included.

42 geese a-laying, along with their 42 nests.

40 golden rings.

36 calling birds, with 36 cages.

30 French hens, with 30 gages.

22 turtle doves, and yes, with 22 cages.

12 partridges in, you got it, 12 pear trees.

And as a result I also got…

13 police a-rresting. For 8 counts of receiving stolen jewelry and 48 continuous hours of noise ordinance violations due to the drummers drumming and pipers piping. They let me slide on the noise from the birds and cows.

140 SAG, Musicians’ and Dairyman’s Unions attorneys a-suing, after I threw bail. 1 for each lady dancing, piper piping, lord a-leaping, drummer drumming and maid a-milking.

224 PETA members a-protesting. 1 for each bird and cow, with a promise for more with any geese that hatch.

1 visit each from Code Enforcement concerning the 42 ponds, and from the Livestock Bureau concerning the 40 head of cattle.

But really, Merry Christmas and 73.

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Obama the Destroyer


That’s right, this useless piece of flotsam should have a tore back old navy destroyer  named in his honor, if he had any. Where am I going with this? Here, feast your eyes on this:

“Big deal…”, you may ask, “…a graph”. Well, this is a very special graph. It’s a graph of the performance of the New York Stock Exchange for last week. The other major markets show similar stats. The thing is, our economy is very much tied to the markets. The fact that it shows dips and peaks is nothing peculiar. What is peculiar is the dates below. Something happened then, and the mainstream media never even connected it to the markets, an  accidental omission, I’m sure. “Okay,” you say, “get to the point, Jack”. Okay, on Friday our illustrious leader opened his pie-hole in India, said something like, “Now the United States  is more like the rest of the world, our economy is closer to the status quo, but we have a ways to go, yet”.

What also happened over the weekend? Oh, not much. It was announced the Fed is just going to print another $800,000,000,000 in funny money for more bailouts. I guess they missed a few groups that supported him during his campaign last printing.

So, there you have it, Obama the Destroyer, the destroyer of markets, economies and nations. In particular, ours. Hey, I didn’t say it, he did. So, you left wing loonies and progressives, who ya’ gonna’ vote for in two years, now? Come on you left wing morons, do I have to draw pictures for you with a big purple crayon and annotate them in single syllable words?

…From the Mouths of babes


“Just the tip of the iceberg” comes to mind, too. This kid Cody Alicea’s got balls, you know that? He’s 13 and has more balls than the entire Democrat (‘Crat) Party, and most of the Republicans (‘Pubs), too. I say, as soon as he’s 30 appoint him to one of the houses of Congress and make him a leader, there of. You think I’m joking, get off your butt and click the link.

Ya’ back? Good, you see, this is the type of person the ‘Crats, some ‘Pubs and left wing progressive loonies are terrified of. And they should be. You see, they whine, piss and moan about how the Conservatives are bullies. I call…

>>> BULLCRAP! <<<

Like I said, click the damn link and see who the bullies really are. The problem with the left is, they’re the true spineless bullies. Do they back down when a Big Brother or Sister shows up to kick ass on those that give his baby brother or sister grief, or what? You bet they do. Don’t screw with family, you jack asses. And Conservative is all about family.

Shame on you if you only skimmed, because you may have missed the part where Superintendent Edward Parraz said “…the campus recently experienced some racial tension. He said some students got out of hand on Cinco de Mayo”. So the hell what? How is that Aliceas problem? Even if that spineless “superintendent” and I use that term loosely, has to fallow this kid to school every day to protect him, so be it. If he was a real patriot he would have, proudly. Was the ban on Aliceas free speech really about “protecting him” him. Sure, why not?

Also, get a load as to who had to carry this story. That’s right Mostly Snotty Nonsense and Bull Crap. Too bad, they had to because they know their collective butts and credibility is on the skyline, perfect for people like me to pick them off.

You see, that’s what I mean when I say, “Tip of the iceberg”. Yup, as the left found out, yet again, you screw with the tip, the rest is going to come crashing down on your little Gay/Left/Progressive pride parade and screw your whole friggin’ day down the tubes. That’s what I call a man sized can of common sense, you left wing loony morons.

I made This


Without reading past them, can anyone identify who made the below statements?

1. Self reliance weakens The Party and must be discouraged.

2. Placing people in “Classes” discourages cooperation which strengthens The Party.

3. Class warfare strengthens The Party by weakening the wealthy.

4. Encouraging conflict between classes by instilling envy in the lower one strengthens The Party by making the “lower” class dependent on it.

I bet that made some professional Google Users nuts. No, I won’t tell you yet. Instead, let us dissect them. They do sound like something that would spew forth from the pie-hole of “Stalin”, “Marx” or “Lennon”, or, a future “Obama”. But I digress. Let us start with item #1. Self reliance is not only discouraged by dictators, but also left wing loonies and the Democrat Party. It’s obvious how and why in a tyrannical regime, but how with the ‘Crats. Well, we are told that we are hurting the environment, so we must ride city buses. We are told that people who own guns are nuts and we must depend on government for protection. We are told only the government can properly administer health care.

Item #2. The Left wing loonies and unions tell us, with the main stream media, that “Management is out to get us”. They’re mean and want to see us suffer and make a buck in the process. Of course, the Democrat party is right in line with this.

Item #3. By encouraging class warfare between those who are not wealthy and those that are, it potentially weakens the wealthy because there are more votes from the less wealthy. The result is insanely high taxes on the wealthy, who hier the “lower” classes. Talk about “Biting the hand that feeds you”.  As a result, Democrats and their union lapdogs stay in power.

Item #4. The left wing loonies, mainstream media, unions and, of course, ‘Crat Party tells people who are not wealthy that those that are, stole it from them, on the backs on the “little guy”, when in reality, most earned it the hard way. And many times had to go through bankruptcy, one, two, three and sometime even more times before they “Got it right”. Instead of pointing at the wealthy saying “There, see, he/she did it through hard work and self reliance, you can too”, we are told “They’re just lucky crooks that got away with it”.

Now don’t get me wrong. Republicans can be just as devious. But, at least they are for a free market economy, for the most part, where everybody has an equal chance to “Make it big”, or stay working for someone else. It’s their choice and neither should be condemned for that choice. Of course the last time the ‘Pubs were too busy kissing ‘Crat Party ass because they don’t know how to be “In power”. Maybe this time it’ll be different.

Oh, yeah, who penned those statements that sound so eloquently communist? Me. That just goes to show it does not take a mealy mouthed tyrant, politician or college professor to come up with a thought Marx would love. How did I make it sound authentic? Look at how the left wing progressives, unions mainstream media and Democrat party present themselves, “Think inside the box”, like a communist for example, and type out a quick little manifesto. It took all of about five minutes. Now, does that say anything about some college professor in someplace like UC Berkley? It says to me they’re overpaid morons without a clue, or common sense.

Question for Communists in the Free World


Okay, so it may not be a question, per se. More like a few questions and observations. There is a very small group of people in the Free World in general, and here in the United States in particular, that call themselves “Communists”. I know you (Communists) will spout off that you are a great many. Uh, no, I used a very unscientific, but accurate tool to find out. YouTube. That’s right, YouTube. You see, there are many, many videos posted by the CPUSA (Communist Party United States of America) and other individuals and damn few favorable replies. And the ones that are in favor seem to be in need of serious spell checking and proof reading. Okay, sorry, I could not resist, but it’s true.

Now, when many people post their replies they at some point state the nation they live in or currently reside. Again, YouTube is an invaluable tool to sample demographics on a rapid scale that is actually, accurate. And what did YouTube tell me at this point? None of these replies were from communist nations, they’re from Germany, the US, Britain, France, Canada, etc.

Did I mention they seem to be lacking in control of grammar and spelling? Why yes, but I only alluded to it, so I’ll simply get to the point and say, unequivocally, yes, they do.

Alright now. We have concluded they are few in number, and from generally free nations. My first question is, where are the supporters of communism from communist nations? For example, China, N. Korea and Cuba. Those countries can’t even muster a presence on the Internet sufficient in size to make an apparent majority of people in favor of communism. It would not take much. Any hacker with a rudimentary knowledge of TCP/IP and HTML could do it. Well, any answers?

The next question. Have any of you CBM (Commie Booster Network) members in the Free World ever lived in a communist nation. I’ll wager you have not. How do I know? Easy, there are no replies on YouTube from a communist nation. See, that is how easy it is. Simple, raw, unadulterated logic. Gotta’ love it.

What we have here is a vast minority of people, albeit with very loud squeaky voices, that want to change the political structure of various republics to a communist based system.  The inertia for this kind of change is insurmountable for such a small group of people. After all, they have virtually no help from communist nations. I ask this question, not in sarcasm, but with respect. Why not simply immigrate to a communist nation in the first place? Really, it’s all set up and ready to go. No huge majority of ignorant rubes to deal with while trying to get them to see the light. Think about it, you don’t have to take anything more than a small suitcase because everything is provided for you. You don’t even have to haul so much as a laptop computer with you, because you would not be allowed to have it, at the very least, Internet access. Again, I’m not being sarcastic. These are simply the facts.

This is what I know about communism:
I would have no right to owning anything, not even this laptop.
I would not have a choice of where to live.
I would not have a choice of career.
I would not have a choice of physician when ill.
I would not have a choice of how to invest, or not, my savings.
I would not be allowed to have this web log.
I would get the necessary resources to live, but no more.
I would get surveiled by the government, at every turn.
I would get a government approved re-education.

Lastly, I also know that communism is just the same old washed up ideology as, Aristocracies, Autocracies, Monarchies, Oligarchies and such. Yes, they are all the same as communism. One or a small group of people have control over all others. It comes down to the State owning everything and the individual owning nothing. The idealist communists will disagree. They will say that communism in its pure form is equal distribution of wealth. Oh, fine and dandy. How many times has it been tried? What always happens? You end up with China, N. Korea and Cuba in the end, every time, without fail. The same old worn out tyranny with a different name.

Now, your job is to sell me on communism. Go ahead, give it a try. Unless of course, you’re not really a communist and are actually just trying to be “counter culture”, use communism as “shock value”. Well, whether you’re a phony or the real thing, you’re still a moron.

Palomar Jack, Prophet at Large


I’m going to predict one of two courses that our nation (United States) will take in the next two years. There can be no other. What inspired me to go into one of my trances, channel the Founding Fathers and envision (Use common sense, in other words) our potential futures? Well, some knucklehead Loony Left Liberal asked, to no one in particular, “What can ‘Bay-rock Obamma’ do to ensure his initiatives pass?” Well, I’ll let you know. Easy, in just five steps he could make sure that everything goes as he planned. So, without further ado, here they are:

Step 1. Impose martial law by executive order.

Step 2. Suspend elections or suspend the results of the same by executive order.

Step 3. Dissolve congress by executive order.

Step 4. Dissolve the Supreme Court by executive order.

All to protect us from ourselves… by executive order. It’s that easy. The executive order is a very powerful law. It gives the sitting Commander in Chief immense power and stays in effect until a succeeding president cancels it. At this point the Left Wing Loonies are saying, “I knew it, that Palomar Jack is not as smart as he thinks he is, he said five steps, not four”. Well, while you Left Wing Loonies go back to looking for your penny in the corner of a round room, I’ll give everybody with an IQ over room temperature the fifth step.

Question, if the first four steps are taken, do you think the US military will back Obama? As they say in Southern Britain, “Not bloody likely”. And if you think I’m the only one who considered this, you’re more stupid than Obama. And if he didn’t, one of his “Czars” or puppet masters did. You see, we owe a great deal of money to China and Russia. What would their position be if a civil war started here that endangered their “investments”. Do you think they would even hesitate in the least if Obama authorized them to fight for his dictatorial government in trade for the West Coast and Alaska, maybe Hawaii, too?

…by executive order.



Step 5.

The other course is, after the Mid-Term elections, the next congress repeals everything Obama and his puppet master Democrat Party passed by fiat because those are the constituent’s choices, due to who will be elected to serve. Let the chips fall where they may, “man-up” and simply admit he was wrong and this is not what the majority of people of The United States wanted after all. We’ll see.

At first, I thought he was actually very smart, dare I say intelligent, though thoroughly misguided due to the successful indoctrination imposed upon him by his family and college “professors”, and I use that term loosely. But I fear he is not only indoctrinated, I think he’s also just… plane… stupid. If that were not the case, he’d be back-peddling and kissing up to the voting public, congress be damned, right now, in order to save his own ass from an immensely embarrassing loss in 2012, of epic proportions.

The observation concerning China reminds me of an ancient Chinese course, “May you live in interesting times”. Gang, you better hope the times ahead stay boring, very, very boring. If you want to be prepared for “interesting times”, check out my new section, Common Sense for Uncommon People.

Speaking of common sense, you Left Wing Loony Morons that lack even a gram of common sense have a world of interesting times ahead of you, and a world of hurt. I pity you.

FINANCIAL REFORM BILL – Here we go again


I was watching as the current, uh, administration ripped into British Petroleum ad nauseam because of the Gulf Gusher. Day after day, all we heard was BP this, BP that, BP, BP, BP. And here I am scratching my head wondering why, they were the biggest contributor, a foreign entity no less, to the Obama campaign. I wasn’t buying it, I knew it was just a matter of time before another shoe would drop. And, I was not at all disappointed. An entire Payless franchise dropped with a resounding thud “Heard round the world”. Shall we proceed?

It seems that the usual suspects are once again behind a bloated scree consisting of, get this, 2315 pages, 325 more than that Medical Reform debacle, of legal gobblety-goop. Some ask, “Why are these bills so big”? Simple, pile on all the lawyer speak and other distractions and you can hide all kinds of things in there. Who are the usual suspects? That would be to start with Chris Dodd, D-Connecticut, and Barney Frank, D-Massachusetts, neither of which even ran a lemon aid stand. But if they tried would, send it into a financial flat-spin to ruin. Then we have the usual yes men hanging onto their coat tails like the parasites they are. To wit, the entire Democrat party except Sen. Russ Feingold D- Wisconsin and three GOP jack-ball turncoats Susan Collins, R(D)-Maine,  Olympia J. Snowe, R(D)-Maine and Scott Brown, R(D)-Massachusetts. As an aside, that Snowe looks like what you’d get if you pitched the Wicked Witches of the East and the West into a trash compacter, and turned it. Kind of like what most, er, all Democrat female politicians look like. You’d think with a name like that she could at least make herself look somewhat attractive. But I digress.

So, where is the above spoken of “shoe”? Buried in this bill, of course. It seems that there is a mention that certain companies can get gobs of money through credit card fee loop-holes direct from the very customers that make them wealthy. British Petroleum wsn’t content with, presiding over getting a convicted terrorist released, throwing piles of money at the Obama campaign and ignoring oil platform safety rules, now through back-door deals, they get to soak their customers for even more money through credit fees. You see, that’s what you get when a foreign entity with domestic interests supports a presidential candidate.

Some uninformed people are saying things like, “I just won’t buy BP products”, or, “I’ll just use cash”. No, you’re still thinking along the lines of what the world was like fifty years ago. The facts are, if you buy any petroleum products, you probably will be buying, in part, BP products. You see, the dirty secret, which is not really dirty, is that if you buy Shell fuel, you may be getting Chevron because Shell will buy from a Chevron refinery wholesale if it’s cheaper than shipping their own product. Or, it could be a Chevron station with BP product in it’s tanks. It’s one way that they keep prices down. It’s a “dirty” secret because they don’t tell us these things. But it’s their precognitive, so what? Use cash? Yeah, sure. Remember, we don’t have cash and credit prices at the pump any more. That’s right, it’s averaged out. Forget it, you’re getting soaked whether you like it or not.

So if you’re an Anti-Big Oil left wing looney, you just got hosed like the rest of us by your own Democrat party. How does it feel now, moron. Maybe next time you’ll use common sense at the polls.

Further Reading:

Washington Times story

BNET story

The scree itself, you’ll need Adobe Reader 8 and a lot of time, though.

They can’t even point to the First Amendment.


It’s been a while, but I’m back again. For crying out loud, these people are supposed to be among the educated elite. This time, I will pull their political pants down so you see what I mean. It seems these people want the government to take a news network off the air. They want the FCC to revoke the Fox News broadcasting license. Uh, yeah, sure thing there, cupcake. I’ll return to this later to expose further that these people do not deserve serious consideration until they change their minds. And now, without further adue:

Sarah Spitz, a producer for National Public Radio seems to think it’d be cool to watch Rush Limbaugh die of a cardiac arrest than to help. Yup, a shining example of Left Wing tolerance. Sarah, Pumpkin, if I were in his position and you refused to call 911, that would be fine with me. At least I could die knowing that some obtuse bit of flotsam did not deserve the honor to help someone three leagues above her.

Ryan Donmoyer, Bloomberg journalist, and I use that term loosely, seems to think Tea Party demonstrations are violent. Yeah, I suppose they are, if you’re a progressive liberal trying to incite that violence by throwing eggs and making threats at buses with peaceful Tea Party demonstrators on them, like in Searchlight NV. All he has to say is that the Tea Party is a bunch of gun nuts, the anti tax nuts, religious nuts, homophobes, anti-feminists, anti-abortion lunatics, racist/confederate crackpots and anti-immigration whackos. Well, if you consider people that support all amendments, including the second, no taxation without representation and proper enforcement of our immigration laws nuts, guilty as charged. As for homophobes, anti-feminists, anti-abortion lunatics, racist/confederate crackpots, he’s just a “tolerant” progressive liberal like the others in this list and sprays his rhetoric, hoping something sticks.

Howell Raines, who penned an op-ed in the March 14, 2010 edition of The Washington Post that was critical of Fox News Channel, strangely neglected to mention his role in the Jayson Blair scandal. This guy seems to think Fox News has a Conservative bias. First, they do, in comparison to the other Alphabet Networks. In reality, they (other networks) are so left of center, anybody would appear to have a Right Wing bias, including Carl Marx. Not only that, he’s a card carrying “Do as I say, not as I do”, “tolerant” progressive liberal.

Daniel Davies, Guardian columnist, says he’s “genuinely scared of Fox”. What he really means is he’s “genuinely scared” of the fact that the American people have awakened because thanks to the Internet, we can verify what’s reported and Fox News seems to realize that. Welcome to your nightmare there, Danny. Yet another “tolerant” progressive.

Jonathan Zasloff, a law professor at UCLA, suggested that the federal government simply yank Fox off the air. “…is there any reason why the FCC couldn’t simply pull their broadcasting permit once it expires?” I’m emailing this guy to inform him of a fact even a Radio Amateur is aware of, that’s “amateur”, which means I’m not paid for my involvement, that knows that Fox News is not a broadcaster. They do not have a broadcasting license. They provide “content”. It is up to the broadcasters that carry this content to be licensed. They do have many licenses regarding audio/video feeds to their various departments and the actual broadcasters, but these are not for public consumption, so they are not broadcasts. I also invite him to not only review the First Amendment, but also the entire Founding Documents. Not an accusation, but even a busy law professor has at most a spare hour to read 33 pages of text that founds a nation. Then, maybe he’ll gain some tolerance, maybe.

Really, you people in the Left Wing claim to be so tolerant. Tell me, where in recent years have you demonstrated any tolerance whatsoever? What ever happened to the Old School Liberals that loudly proclaimed “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it”? If you are Liberal, Conservative, Republican, Democrat or whatever and do not agree with that, you are a moron of epic proportions and I pity your lack of common sense.

Read more: Daily Caller

I’m moving to Arizona…


At least I wish I could. But for now I’ve got too many family obligations so I’m stuck with California. So, just where am I going with this? Let’s start with this video by Governor Jan Brewer. Now this installment to Jacks Notes is not about support of AZ SB1070, that is obvious. It’s about the morons against it. To be specific, the ones that leave snarky replies to the comment sections of videos like this one. The comment section is not the right venue for an editorial type article, so it’s here.

The biggest thing the progressive left can come up with regarding SB170 is profiling. I know, I know, profiling is soooooo bad. Instead of sitting here and typing out a ten page dissertation about how SB1070 is not about profiling, I’m going to go right for the progressive lefts neck and ask what is so bad about profiling? We’re all guilty of it. But this is about enforcing federal law, so that’s where it will stay.

Let’s say a peace officer spots a slow moving vehicle roaming through your neighborhood and executes a stop. They just profiled that vehicle. Are you going to run out and tell the cop that he’s profiling? Some of you might, but I digress. No, you’re going to be relieved that cop is on the ball. Now, let’s say that vehicle is a van or covered truck headed into the parking basement of a skyscraper with a Middle Eastern driver at the wheel? Or, a big old station wagon with expired tags full of Mexican looking guys headed North? Yeah, they’re headed to a Ping-Pong Championship in Flagstaff, right? No, and they also will vote for whoever get’s them made legal by fiat.

So, all this sniveling is really not about profiling, or equal rights. It’s about votes. And if you’re of the opinion otherwise, either you’re lying, or you’re a moron. Either way, I’ve got no god damned use for you, except as cannon fodder for the artillary range that is Jacks Notes. And no, it’s not about the money that corporations save by highering them. Because if they weren’t taxed, fee’d and regulated beyond any intelligent reason, they could higher all legal citizens and legal aliens.

So, now you know who’s fault the illegal alien problem is, power greedy politicians, plain and simple. The same politicians that use social programs to give away free money for votes. And if you still don’t get it, you’re not just an epic level moron, you’re a politically blind epic level moron that would not know common sense if it sat on your face and wiggled.

This is an extension of another post


To be exact, this one. This loser seems to think it’s funny hiding behind a re-mailer service. I was thinking about just forewording the email source to the re-mailing service and let them take care of it, but then I thought to myself, “Self, what are you doing? You thrive in this type of environment. Jack with him in public so everyone can enjoy it”.

Well, we’ll call him “Cupcake”. You see, there is one of, or a combination of reasons Cupcake is doing this; He wishes he was me, being able to speak my mind in a cogent, intellegent and entertaining fashion without hiding in anonymity. Had a station like mine that sounds very good, with I freely admit, the help of others on line and on the air. He feels he has less power over his life so he tries to have power over mine. He’s bored and is hoping to get my goat. Sorry Cupcake, I’m a little short of goats. Good luck with that anyway.

So, without further adue, let me introduce my own piss-ant loser of a stalker. The first thing he sent accurately displays his level of intelligence in startling detail. It was actually not sent to me, but you will enjoy it none the less. From here on, anything that ole Cupcake sent is in baby blue. Now, suffice it to say, if you’re prone to migraines, you may want to think twice before reading it. You have been warned.

From: “Non scrivetemi” <>
Subject: CC: Letter to Laura Smith.
Date: June 23, 2010 9:30:11 PM PDT
Dear Laura,

It grieves me to write you to express my complaint as a U.S., citizen and war veteran over a violation of FCC rules from KxxxR. For the past month, KxxxR broadcasting on frequency 3840kHz out of Phelan, California; Frank has conduct that is ill repute and antagonistic towards the current FCCS rules. Mr. Frank Rxxxxo continues to plug/advertise implore listeners to buy “Ameritron” and Walter Maxwell’s book “Reflections III” although mere mention is okay, Frank continually plugs these item on frequency 3840kHz, nightly which leads one to believe that he may have a financial interest in those items. The conversation also reverts to other Ameritron shills who in esscence turn 3840hHz into an infomercial about those items. In addition to his infomercial solicitations Mr. Rxxxxo continually makes anti discriminatory remarks and epithets towards Mexican-Americans. Please keep in mind, Frank has never presented any evidence, about “what a Mexican-American has done harm to him” so collectively his bigotry is a blemish amongst the law abiding ham radio operators, who reserve judgment. Therefore because of Frank Rxxxxo’s demeanor and violations we (dx’ers) ask the FCC to conduct un announced inspections of Frank Rxxxxo’s broadcasting site to see if he is in compliance of FCC shortwave broadcasting rules i.e., power output and grossly altered equipment manipulation. Hence a shortwave license is a privilege not a right. Also we would like to propose that the FCC issue “Corrective Consultations” for his unruly and arrogant operators since ham licensees could be consider subordinates of the Federal Communication Commission. Laura thank you for your hard word in keeping the shortwave frequencies ethical for its world wide listeners.


S.Goldstein (Ret. MSGT UAF)

Now if that did not summon a “cringe”, nothing will. First, a Master Sergent of anything would not even consider crafting such a scree. Second, if this “Fat Purple Crayon” written complaint were emailed to, Laura L. Smith, Special Counsel, she would foreword it to the ARRL, requesting them to ask the Amateur Radio community to refrain from sending barely legible emails from non-existent individuals that give her migraines when she tries to read them.

Next, we have a very bizarre email. By the way, before we proceed, Cupcake resorts to single syllable metaphors. Clearly a sign of significant intelligence, compared to the above mentioned piss-ant. So be warned.

Date: July 3, 2010 4:50 AM PDT

So, what have we here? In the subject line, is he asking if I’m a “gold digger”? Or miss-using the question mark? Either way, it’s a head-scratcher. Please note that this arrived at 4:50 AM. Trust me, it’s not because he actually awakes at that time to go to some kind of job. I’ll explain below.


Yes, I know a “Ron” 20 miles west of me. Same one? Please specify.


So? As far as I know, with very rare exceptions, Amateur Radio stations do need some kind of antenna/s.


What, who, where? Uh, erm, I’ve got nothing.


Don’t ask me.


I guess he’s telling me that I’ll “Roll On The Floor and Laugh My Ass Off” when I read this. It still puts a smile on my face, so he’s right.


I could go on for another paragraph with this one. I’ll just ask, “What is it with his fascination with the male sex organ”? You folks decide, I’ve already come to my conclusions.

He’s given up on sending any body text in his emails. My only conclusion is he’s running out of material. I suspect the bulk of it went into the Laura L. Smith, Special Counsel letter.

Subject: UP YOUR FUCKING W H I G G E R!!!!!!
Date: July 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT

Curious, either his grammar is still, shall we say, “stunted”, or he is loosing control over his cognitive abilities. I’ll vie for both.

Subject: UP YOURS FUCKING W H I G G E R!!!!!!
Date: July 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT

He appears to be getting repetitious, to some extent.

Date: July 4, 2010 10:36 PDT

The best I can discern here is he’s getting so enraged that he’s breaking into barking like a scolded little puppy. Bad Cupcake! Bad!

Date: July 4, 2010 11:36 PDT

At this point, let me enlighten those that don’t mingle with the, shall we say, underbelly of society. I looked it up and it appears a “whigger” is a white nigger. Now, the original definition of a “nigger” is slang for a person from Nigeria. As far as I know, I’m not from there. Oh well, I’ve  been called worse. He called me “Big”? What can I say? Thanks! But why would that be his concern? And Frank is my Whigglet”. I got a complete zero on this one. I tried Google, Dog Pile and even Urban Dictionary and I couldn’t pin down a solid definition. My only guess is that ole Cupcake has completely run out of actual words, slang or otherwise, and is now making up fictional ones to try and anger me by insulting Frank with them. Go figure. By the way Cupcake, ya’ kinda’ spelled ma’ name wrong.

Now, we know who this clown is. He got fired from his job by his own dad. Seems he was caught in some kind of impropriety while a subcontractor for a law enforcement agency and got put in The Can for it. He is also of Sock Puppet fame. The guy that exploded right on Amateur Radio frequency 3.840Mhz the night Frank, KxxxR got back on the air after a hiatus. This explains the “Underbelly of Society” comment above.

This is going to be fun, that is if he actually grows a set and continues entertaining me with his immature rantings. Either way, he’s still a moron in good standing desperately searching for an adult sized dose of common sense.

Good luck with that, there Cupcake.